Roland A. Duby is a mild mannered Computer Technician. His motto is "If you
think it can't be fixed, Then you aren't Roland A. Duby"
Roland A. Duby is the secret identity of Marijuana Man!
He has a Super Strong, indestructible "HEMP" rope/Lasso. The rope can be used to
traverse great distances in much the same way that spiderman travels.
Marijuana Man eats only hempseed for super nourishment and excellent health! His
belt buckle is a special container that dispenses "Magic Brownies" The secret of
Marijuana Man's powers. The "Magic Brownies" are made from Hempseeds, The single
most nutricious food on the planet! The Brownies, Given to him by a race of
benevolent Aliens, give him his super strength, speed and agility. Much the same
way that Popeye gets power from "Spinach".
In the early 20's "spinach" was a slang term for Cannabis or marijuana!
Marijuana Man can make anything from HEMP! Marijuana Mans goal is to save the
world by providing the only plant known to man that can give us our "food, fuel,
clothing, shelter, medicine and at the same time it removes CO2 from the air and
replaces it with oxygen. This process will reverse the greenhouse effect. The
roots of the plant go deep into the ground and this helps stop mudslides. The
seeds of the plant will feed the hungry and power our cars. ONE plant does all
of these things!
Roland A. Duby was depressed one day while working on a computer. The client
could tell Roland was depressed and asked him, why. Roland told the man that
every day the news has more stories of global warming, and that he is afraid we
are killing our planet, and there is nothing that can be done about it! The
client yelled out "POPPYCOCK, I figured out how to save the planet and I even
wrote a book about it!" He gave a copy to Roland who read the title aloud "The
Emperor Wears No Clothes, Hemp and how Marijuana can save the World" by Jack
Herer. He said "Memorize that book and when the time is right you will have the
power to save the world!"
6 months later
Roland A. Duby was tending his garden when a UFO landed next to him and an
"alien" that looked a lot like "Tommy Chong" came out of the craft and gave him
a box with a never-ending supply of "Magic Brownies". As the craft flew away it
stopped and the alien leaned out the window and said "I almost forgot, man,
Here's your suit!" and threw the suit down to Roland A. Duby.
A 100% HEMP outfit, with an indestructable Hemp Rope\Lasso.
Place: Stonerville, Kentucky.
A quiet town on the river But there's trouble in Stonerville, trouble with a
capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for "Politics". It seems that
some Oil Barons have been secretly buying up farmland in Stonerville. What they
can't buy, they stole by making sweet refinance deals with the farmers, to trick
them into higher interest rates in the future. The future is here now, and the
Oil Barons have intergrated themselves into the society of Stonerville. They got
themselves elected into positions of power by using our sacred Media outlets to
tell lies to the citizens of Stonerville! These lies fooled the people into
voting their freedoms away in exchange for security. The security was supposed
to come in the form of protection, protection from the evil pharmaceutical
empire and their chemically enhanced "disease delayers". The "pharmers" as they
are called, try to convince people that diseases are all incurable and the only
option is to delay the inevitable. They market their "disease delayers" all over
the world. The people of stonerville know that incurable means "curable from
within". The people of Stonerville did not know they were being infiltrated by
the oil barons, and even littler did they know, that the Oil Barons were in
"cahoots" with the "pharmers" and, the citizens of Stonerville were absolutely
clueless that the Oil Barons and the "pharmers" were about to outlaw their
primary source of FOOD, FUEL, CLOTHING, PAPER, and MEDICINE. Practically
everything the citizens of Stonerville used was made from the HEMP grown on the
Farms of Stonerville. Now any farmer in Stonerville will be subject to arrest,
and forfeiture of their property, if they grow even one of the sacred plants
that sustained them for so long.
(scene changes to Marijuana Mans underground grow room)
Reeferboy rushes in with the news of what is about to happen to Stonerville, MM
asks how he could know such a thing. Reeferboy shows MM the handheld internet
device he uses to read the underground forums online, where the conspiracy
minded exchange ideas and conspiracies. "It seems" says MM "that the people of
Stonerville are in need of the powers of ,
Marijuana Man!"
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Further Adventures of Marijuana Man
The evil Empire had nearly destroyed the entire country, and the only bastion of
freedom that still exists in America, is Stonerville, USA.
If not for the works of Marijuana Man, and his trusty sidekick, Reefer Boy,
Stonerville too, may have fallen. The court system of Stonerville had become
corrupted by the “Pharmers” and the “Fuel Barons”.
People in Stonerville were being tricked into a “corporate Jurisdiction” and the
paid off judges were using a secret set of rules that were not available to
anyone trying to defend themselves in the court system. Marijuana Man found out
quite by accident when he overheard someone in church say that he still hadn’t
paid his fine for using “holy sacrament” in a public park. Marijuana Man was
outraged. You don’t pay fines for sacrament in Stonerville! Something is wrong
here, the next thing you know they will have us paying an income tax, pulling
drivers over for searches, and arresting normal people for possession of
marijuana! Marijuana Man knew something had to be done!
Marijuana Man gathered his troops using the underground network of computer
forums, which were still uncensored on the Stonerville servers; he put all of
the documents necessary to defeat the corporate controlled court system on his
churches website
(
Brothers For Mercy ) and trained the citizens of Stonerville in the secrets
of the corporate “justice” system.
He shared secrets of the words that are used to trick the citizens out of their
sovereign state and into the jurisdiction of a court of Martial Law Rule. “The
answer is in standing as yourself!” he said, to all who would listen and be
free. “Don’t hire a lawyer”, “file your own paperwork”, “serve your own
paperwork”, “DEMAND your rights”.
The people of Stonerville started standing up in court and defending themselves
with the backing of the church. People were going to court on “special
appearance” to “demand” to know why their religious use of cannabis was being
barred and fined. They asked questions like “why are you persecuting me for my
religion, Shouldn’t you be talking to my church?”
Marijuana Man knew that these fundamental rights; freedom of religion, right to
face your accuser, the right to understand the NATURE and CAUSE of the charges
being placed against them. He knew that the only way to defeat them was to turn
the tables on their system. He put the ball in the courts court. He knew that
entering a plea, whether it was guilty or not guilty, was still an
acknowledgement of the corporate jurisdiction. He knew that not entering a plea
and demanding these certain points be answered by the prosecutor before a plea
could ever be entered, was the only protection the people of Stonerville had
against the Evil Empires influence over the courts of Stonerville.
It was a difficult struggle at first, some defendants in the beginning were
actually tortured by the “pharmers” interrogation unit, simply because they
“would not sign ze papers comrade” and they were thrown in the hole with no
blanket for warmth. When the “pharmers” police would arrest a citizen of
Stonerville, They refused to process, They did not give freely their private
information or fingerprints or bodily fluids. The jobs of the “pharmers police”
became so difficult they would hardly go out of their way to arrest a citizen of
Stonerville, and when they did get one, they couldn’t get a conviction.
Life in Stonerville slowly returned to normal and marijuana Man and Reefer Boy
were Lying in the park smoking a spliff, Suddenly the Bong alarm went off.
Reefer Boy took a big hit off the spliff and passed it to marijuana Man as he
laughed and said “Race ya to the Pot Cave!”